Tuesday, July 26, 2011

PDA

Working in the pharmacy behind a pane of glass allows me to observe people as if I'm invisible. Mind you, the glass is completely transparent, but people don't seem to notice me, notice them. One of the interactions I get to watch, are public displays of affections (AKA PDA's). Here's a couple that just should not be done:

1) Do not stick your hand down your boyfriend's pants. I'm not talking about the back pocket, or even the front pocket... I'm talking about right into the pants; bare skin. This is neither cool, nor sanitary, especially if I can see your hand moving inside his pants. I desperately hope you sanitized your hand after.

2) If you decide your hand NEEDS to be on your boyfriend's ass, then please do not wedge your hand into his crack. hand-wedgies should not be performed in public. Is this even comfortable?

I don't know if I should laugh or be grossed out. Either way, please stop. Thank you.

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