Bathroom Ediquette

I'm a pretty relaxed guy, and I'm not too picky about much, but I can't believe the amount of crap (pun intended) that I have to put up with in the staff washrooms at work. I'm not just talking about simple sanitation, I'm also talking about the strange and weird s*** (pun) people do in there.

1) Wash your hands!

I thought I'd start simple, its basic, everyone should do it, especially staff. I don't care that you don't do it at home, but for appearances, just do it; I'm standing right there for frig's sake. And please, please, please do it in a reasonable manner. If I get to the sink before you, you should be there for at least as long as I'm there. Also, use the damn soap. It's there for a reason. Someone once told me they don't use the soap cause water takes off 85%, whereas water and soap take off 95%... besides the fact that handwashing studies assume proper hand washing, I'd like to think that the people preparing my food would appreciate the additional 10%.

2) Don't wash your hair or feet in the sink

Why are you taking a shower at work? there is neither shampoo nor pumace stone beside the soap dispenser for a reason. Other than the obvious sanitary reasons, I don't enjoy walking through your dirty swamp water to get to the now-infested sink. Go home, take a sick day, do whatever, just don't shower here

3) Don't pee on the seat

Don't pee on the seat. Serious? I have to tell this to you? I have to mention it? ARGH! lift the damn seat. One day, your a** will need to sit for a s***, so stop peeing all over it. Do you do this at home? Never in my life have I gone over to a person's house where there was urine all over the seat.NEVER!

4) Don't s*** on the seat

Really? is your a**hole that big? or is the toliet too small? how do you miss? it's not exactly the million dollar shot from half court during the half time show. *sigh

5) Cups?

Why are there cups in the washroom? it's never just one... what are people drinking in the washroom... have you ever heard the phrase: "Don't s*** where you eat"... does drinking not apply???

Five, that's a good start... more will come... :( :( :( more will come...