It's getting late and after watching this week's episode of entourage, I exit my girlfriend's apartment and suddenly empty beer cans start falling from the sky. Scared the crap out of me. After further observation, I see that it's not the first to be thrown, there are at least 4-5 dozen cans on the ground. I look up to see if it's falling from the roof, or some other logical location, and yup... some douchebag is throwing them out of a darkened window... Seriously?
Stupid, disgusting m***** f*****... What in the world would possess you to practice such douche-bagery. Should I call the cops and report this dumb shit? I kept on going back and forth on this, here's what I came up with
Reasons not to call cops:
1) it's midnight, only way to get a hold of a cop is 911, it is just littering
2) it's empty beer cans... in an alley... in downtown. A homeless person will eventually get to them.
3) it's annoying
4) I guess no property damage occurred... and no one was hurt
5) I park there all the time, and I don't want to get keyed
Reasons to call the cops:
1) littering, however minor it may be, is still a crime
2) if he really wanted to give the cans to the homeless, a plastic bag could have been used... lazy prick
3) it's shit like this that compounds over time and we end up with a shithole city.
After debating for a few minutes, the douchebag, looks out the window to see if anyone's around... and then turns ON his lights. M***** f*****... he knew he was doing something he shouldn't be. Stupid dumb shit. So yeah... I called the cops... they were really nice about it. I really don't care about a fine (although he deserves it) but I really hope they made him clean it up, it's a busy alleyway and it was quite a few cans... 50-60 by my best estimate. Also, I hope they make his dumb ass pick up trash as community service.
Steaming about it more.. I realize it's these same people who:
1) throw their gum out onto the ground, where other people step on it
2) stick their gum on the bottom of shit... and I touch it when I look for my phone after dropping it
3) take up 1.5 parking stalls
4) piss on the toilet seats
5) throw garbage out the car window
6) leave shit places so other can clean them (frick, i know it's their job, but it's friggin McDonalds. Help someone out and stick your own trash into the garbage can)
Is this shit not common sense? I feel like people need citizenship courses in school... screw that... how about a common sense course...
ARGH! I'm still steaming!
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